Breaking news this morning, Mary Poppins is officially racist.

It took 60 years, but the beloved children's classic has officially been dubbed racist

by the British Board of Film Classification which upped the movies

rating from u which is British for g to p g which is apparently the same in both

British and proper American English.

Mary Poppins lost its U rating which indicates that the movie contains no material

likely to offend or harm because of a single word that virtually no one had ever noticed in the movie.

Hot and Tot. What's a Hot and Tot? A Hot and Tot is apparently a quote racially insensitive term for the Coico

who are the Coico the Coico who used to be known as the Coi Koi Koi are apparently an indigenous group of South African

nomads.

Now, some have suggested that people are getting just a wee bit overly sensitive here

since virtually no one had ever heard of the Hot and Tots or the Coe Coe Coe,

or the Coe Coe Coe, or the Coe Coe.

But in many ways, we are not nearly sensitive enough. Over the past decade or two, pretty much

every word that you were once not allowed to say on TV has made it to TV, to

streaming to basic cable, even to some degree to network TV.

Lucy and Ricky Ricardo were not able to share a bed as a married couple in the 50s.

Now you can hardly find a show that does not regularly promote

extremely weird sex stuff. And beyond the simple swear words, TV shows regularly

demean whole groups of people.

Straight white men in particular some others as well and they mock the United States and they blaspheme

God all things that would have been unthinkable even just two or three decades ago.

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