All righty then.

Hey, you and welcome.

My name is Mike, folks, and you're listening to the That Chapter podcast.

I'm joined once again by Junior Associate, Dirty Keith, sitting across from me.

Absolutely, a junior.

Junior associate, that's true, Keith.

How are you doing today, pal?

Good, man, doing grace.

Good, good.

I'm doing just fine. Excellent. I've been interesting story for you. Keith. Keith, how are you doing today, Bell? Good, man. Doing great. Good, good. I'm doing just fine.

Excellent. I have an interesting story for you. Keith, we haven't even begun, and you're diving in. You're going in raw. Straight in, no kissing. All right, bite the pillow. Let's go. What's happening? So, and this is quite apt for today as well. Well, what we're talking about today is kind of cryptids, UFOs.

I'm excited for today's story, folks. The whole town, we've got Bigfoot attacks. This is a very spooky and interesting. You know, like last week when we talked about the haunting. Yep. Yep. Smurril family haunting. Still haven't seen The Conjuring. Yeah. Still probably won't get to see it.

If it's out on Netflix, I might think of it.

If you've listened to the episode, you don't need to see it. Exactly. I already know the story. Whatever you would have paid for the ticket, just send it to us. I fully agree with that. But yeah, so, you know, it's spooky season. It is early September. we're getting into the leaves or falling.

There's a chill in the air.

I can hear ghosts going,

Woo,

it's great.

So today we do have an inner spooky story for you folks. But Keith, you have another story, spooky question mark? Weird. So just, so at the weekend, so the weekend just gone. It was night time and I went out the back garden to feed the spider.

What?

So we have, there's a spider that's taken refuge.

He's made a home for himself up around the light in our backyard. It's like a big spider? It's huge. Yeah, it's massive. It's a mass spider. Did you tell me? Tell me about this before? No, no. This is first time telling you. Okay. No, it's just the way you said that.

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