Ep 143: The 3-Way Jerdge Off

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

In This Episode: Christian is back on his fedora shit, we get some cool art in the PO box, and we read about a friend asking if they should spoil a proposal that is destined to fail, Erika tells us about the time she ruined a proposal, we read about a relationship that falls apart because of beans, a listener catches their partner cheating on Twitter, and a guy takes some creepy midnight drives. For this week's Circle Jerdge we have a heated debate on toots versus farts, fold versus crumple, and boil versus microwaved. This Episode Sponsored by: Pretty Litter Go to PrettyLitter.com/Judgies for 20% off your first order! Care/Of Go to Takecareof.com and use CODE: JUDGIES50 for 50% off your first order BetterHelp Go to Betterhelp.com/Judgies for 10% off your first month. Get Judgies Merch Here: https://store.streamelements.com/judgiespod Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 0:41 Christian's back on his fedora shit 1:26 MAIL TIME!!!! 6:42 AITA: If I tell my friend her BF plans to propose 13:34 Erika ruins a proposal 16:56 Proposal narc update 25:26 Relationship_Advice: GF buried all of my beans 37:42 Return from Break 38:09 CJ: Baby got a booboo 40:01 CJ: Toot vs. Fart 44:46 CJ: Fold vs. Crumple 49:55 CJ: Boil vs. Microwave 55:16 Listener Sound Submission 55:54 Listener Submission: Caught BF cheating on Twitter 1:03:05 Relationship_Advice: GF staying at sister's until I get help 1:13:57 Where you can see more of the Judgies Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, boys and girls, hello NBs and welcome back to the
0:29.3	Judges Place this side of the Mississippi. My name is Josh. My name is Rick and my
0:35.3	name is Christian and we are the Judges back in a hadder than ever. Oh, I don't
0:42.4	have a hat. We're back in Wide Brim Fedora era baby. We've turned a new leaf. It
0:48.0	took you so long to finally realize your episode one goal of getting a wide
0:52.3	brimmed Fedora. Well, hey, it's not all the time that Target has on
0:56.1	I clearance for six dollars. You can't pass up a wide brim for six. That's how I
1:00.2	felt. I was like, I have to do it for the just for the bit that you put on the
1:04.1	business card. You cannot. We already looked into it. You can't write off
1:08.9	clothes. Even if it's for real, that's surprise. Unless it cannot be worn. It has to
1:14.6	be like a costume. Interesting. Yeah, unless it cannot be worn for every day
1:19.0	wear. Well, you can't wear that every day. You look ridiculous. What? Oh, you
1:23.3	look fabulous. Leave down in the comments or in review. If you think I look
1:28.8	ridiculous or fabulous, because I'm going to take it off because I can't wear my
1:33.0	headphones. I don't want to hold my headphones in entire episode because then I
1:35.9	can't touch the soundboard to let us know that. Hey, oh, no, can't touch the
1:41.8	soundboard. We got to mail the open. I turned that down so much. It should have
1:48.2	been a little bit louder than that. That's a fun sound. Is that new? No, it's one of
1:51.7	the ones that come stock with the soundboard. It kind of rocked, though, didn't it?
1:55.8	This package, if you want to send one like Meg did to us, that is P.O. Box 58,
2:00.6	Ottawa, Illinois, 6.3, 5, 0. So I think you Meg piss, baby. Craze that you have
2:05.7	the same last name is what we call our fans. That is pretty wild. Do you think
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