All right, Jean, ready in Hamash, Alba Salosh, time!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, when my mom's with my mom's with my mom's hat, when my mom's wearing thongs him wrongs hat, raising kids cleaning shits, need a long nap, when my mom's with my mom's hat, when my mom's at her dad,

Minimum now, oh, welcome to my show and with me is Jessica Kerson, she's got 20 kids like a rapper and she works her little butt off welcome Jessica.

I'm I love that song. Thank you. I know we paid DMX like $500,000 to do it before he died. Really?

Yeah, number one, I don't know if I should believe that story and number two, I didn't know that DMX died.

Yeah, well, you're cool. No, you know, that's why we're here to teach you all the hip stuff that the kids are into. Yeah, he died a while ago.

Oh, how long ago on go to DMX? I think we we slipped in. We got to do that song and then he yeah, maybe six months ago or something. I feel like it was a year.

A year, it's like a year ago. How did he die? Writing that song.

I don't know why I just thought that was so. Yeah, you asked him to write that song because I'm gonna fucking kill myself.

What? What? This is where my career ended up.

Fucking mom bought gas.

There's like how much money? Hey, let's do some dates at the top. You guys Jessica Kerson is with us. And if you don't know who this bitch is,

you need to get your damn life. She is the funniest human being. Oh, I absolutely adore you. You're so goddamn hilarious. Thank you.

And let me untune my days first because I'm.

Hey, what are we doing? This is May 18th here in Cap City. I'm gonna start working that club. It's gonna open soon. I can't wait and then Irvine Irvine.

I'm in California. May 20th, 21st Atlantic City, New Jersey at the Borgata, June 4th, June 5th.

Boston massive huge tits at the Wilbur tickets are almost gone for that one July 15th and 16th.

Washington DC July 29th and 30th two nights in San Francisco. One one night only in Seattle at the Neptune. That's almost gone.

Go get those Cleveland coming up on the board. I think I do Minneapolis hits. That one was rescheduled for August 26th and 27th.

Cashville on and on Christina P online dot com Jessica, where can people find your life dates? They need to see Jessica curse on life.

So here's the deal, man, is that I never watch other comics like when you're at the comedy store or whatever very rare. There's a few people I love to see when you're on stage.

I watch because you're so unpredictable and you're so honest and you're so raw and you know what I love about you is you're so old school.

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