Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton.

I'm your host Andrew Heaton.

I'm your host Andrew Heaton

for the next few minutes

because this is the last episode of the program.

The Blaze and I are going our separate ways. Now I know

what you're thinking. Is it something I did? Is it something I said? If I had just

worked harder in school, would Heat and stay?

Listen, it's not your fault.

And I'm always here to play catch with you, or just talk to you about your day. So it's going to be a heavier episode than usual, but I don't really

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