Ep. #142: Chad's Triumphant Trip to LA and Doug's NYC/LA Book Tour
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2016
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
Recorded May 24, 2016 at the Fun House in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), Chad Shank (@HDFatty), Bingo (@AmyBingoBingaman), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Ggreg Chaille. LINKS: Unmasked with Ron Bennington - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF6y8_eNecQ ARI SHAFFIR – THIS IS NOT HAPPENING - http://www.cc.com/shows/this-is-not-happening CHEETAHS IN HOLLYWOOD - http://www.cheetahsclubhollywood.com/ Kelly Carlin Podcast - http://thekellycarlinsite.com/waking/ Steve Rannazzisi - http://steverannazzisi.com/ Opening and Closing song, "Suck A Nigger Dick", by Three 6 Mafia. Available on iTunes. Comedy Store Photos by Troy Conrad @TroyConrad. Doug's DVD/CDs are all available at DougStanhope.com Order Doug's book "Digging Up Mother: A Love Story" on Amazon , Barnes & Noble and at DougStanhope.com
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| 0:00.0 | Oh yeah it's all nap bitch. The sucka nigga dick part two for them holds their white hair. |
| 0:18.0 | Alright we have a lot to cover after eight days of book tour in New York and Los Angeles. |
| 0:29.0 | Chad Chank is here. Barely. We figured we were so wrecked this morning we flew into Tucson late last night and as always stated a hotel. |
| 0:42.0 | That was fucking fun too. I don't even have that my notes. |
| 0:46.0 | Kelly what's their last name? The musician that lives up in Tucson Carpenter showed up at the hotel. |
| 0:55.0 | We're already wrecked we spent the day at the Sky Club in LAX and we're wrecked get off the plane wrecked then Kelly comes over then some weird dude that was just walking his dog through the hotel. |
| 1:09.0 | Did you made drum? |
| 1:11.0 | I tried the dog Troy the dog was Troy and the dude was like in the end though. |
| 1:18.0 | But for some reason he had a giant bongo and Kelly had a guitar so we had a concert in the room with the door open until four in the morning. |
| 1:29.0 | No one no one complained no management. |
| 1:34.0 | Not to our knowledge management kept coming by and getting you lemons and limes. |
| 1:38.0 | Oh yeah. To drove you somewhere. |
| 1:41.0 | Keep driving me to the store when we'd run out of booze. |
| 1:44.0 | You were gone for a while then you go hey draw me to Walmart you got a bottle of saraq. |
| 1:48.0 | I asked him to take me to Circle K and he's like no no let's go to the Saraq came from I just found that bag unloading the car. |
| 1:56.0 | I'm like when we were who had Saraq? |
| 1:58.0 | He took you bargain hunting. |
| 2:00.0 | By the way he never buys Saraq it's fucking awful. |
| 2:03.0 | He went in and helped me shop. |
| 2:05.0 | Yeah. Yeah. That's full service there at the double tree. |
| 2:08.0 | It was great. |
| 2:10.0 | We don't we don't support the fucking Sean comes over marketed vodka. |
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