You're joking, right? Well, I'm trying to be hopeful. I'm trying to be optimistic about that. Well, I guess you're too young to be a little pessimistic like me. The fucking things I see at there, people are stupid. Hi. Hey, Barney, Boo. How are you? Good. It's been a while since we've been behind the desk. Why did it feel so long? Well, you were away for a week, and I was away for a week.

They were the same week. it. Hi. Hey, Brian, Boo. How are you? Good. It's been a while since we've been behind the desk. Why did it feel so long?

Well, you were away for a week, and I was away for a week.

They were the same week it happened. Right, like nine days. Yeah. How was, you were in Portugal, which many of the listeners probably didn't even know until you were posting there because we didn't really talk about it. Well, I didn't mom posted really, right?

I posted one like a weird piece.

What was that?

You posted a shadow of something

and it looked like a penis

and then the caption and it was so like, um, just uncalled for. It was like a shadow of a phallic looking thing and he was like, nothing like waking your wife up to morning sausage or something. It was like, we're at breakfast and all of a sudden mom wants sausage. That's pretty funny. It was just like out of nowhere. It was just like, I was trying to be a little whimsical indifference. I'm like, because I said it totally, and then I was going to just maybe Peroni's question mark? Peronis. Like the crooked penis disease because it had a little indentation. That's what, Peroni is a beer.

No, Peroni is a crooked penis, I think. It's like when you curve penis is a thing you can do. How do you spell it? Peroni, like Peroni disease. Try that. Peroni disease. Oh yeah. See? Well, let's see. P-E-Y-R-O-N-I-S is a disorder in which scar-link tissue called plaque formed under the skin of the penis. So it curves a little bit. It's a commercial, and there's a, they show curved images. Curved, curved. Oh, wow. It like full on. Well, that's excessive.

It like causes a kink in your penis.

So there's medicine. Oh. Oh. What fuck is that? That's a, that's a surgery for it. All right. Stop. Oh. Whoa. Oh, I didn't say that. No, no, no, no. I'm going to have to believe us saying that, the P word,

because in the first couple minutes of a YouTube video, you can't, like, curse or say bad words, because that's the algorithm. Did I say a bad word? No, penis. They don't let us, they don't want to say it. Penes a bad word? No, but it's not friendly for advertisers. Did not know that. Okay, but it's interesting. Like, why would you want to,

here comes Bryce,

for those listening.

Bryce just went to the bathroom.

You got a, nice one. What's up, careers? How was your poop? Was it good? Yeah, that was a sharp one. Did you watch your hands? No, I did not wash my hands. as I rubbed them.

Did you run here?

You're out of breath

or was that from the poop?

Was it a strenuous one?

No, no, no, I jogged down the stairs.

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