Ep 141 - Is You Being Served?

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Lipstick Nancy, Inc. & Glassbox Media

Comedy

4.7 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2021

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Now that restaurants have returned... can Paula find gainful employment as a hostess in a high-end establishment? Former NYC top-drawer hostess Tracy Willet breaks it down on our “Career Corner.” Plus another, um, cosmopolitan take on “Moby Dick“ and a guided tour of Ireland with Toni and Cap’n Crinkle! GUEST Tracy Willet Former NYC Restaurant Hostess HOUSE BAND Zack Ford Musical Theatre Accompanist on Piano https://twitter.com/ZackFord Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Imagine a delicious patty nestled between two buns with cheese and ketchup.
0:05.0	It's not a burger.
0:06.0	That patty is actually sausage, which makes this a sandwich.
0:09.0	A breakfast sausage sandwich, the new 199 sausage sandwich from McDonald's.
0:13.0	Made with RSPCA at short pork.
0:15.0	Until 11am.
0:16.0	Price and participation may vary.
0:18.0	Up charges and fees apply to delivery.
0:19.0	Subjects availability.
0:20.0	The Monopoly game at McDonald's is back. Play today with the Philly Cheese Stack. So you can enjoy two beef patties, crispy grilled onions and a melted cheddar cheese sauce. Go on. It's your go. From 11 a.m. Until the 21st of October, participating in restaurants, subject to availability, at may be required. 18 plus, UK, seam at d rules.co.com.
0:40.6	Adam, are you recording?
0:43.0	I am, you're high, Bonnie.
0:45.2	I know, I'm so stone.
0:47.4	Starban's Avenue. Coming to you live from our houses in Los Angeles, California, it's nobody listens to Paula Poundstone, your comedy field guide to life.
1:07.0	Tonight, table for two, please. With theater still closed, Paula continues her search for another job.
1:13.6	Could she handle the rigors of being a restaurant hostess?
1:15.6	Can she deal with the flood of customers who all want the window seat and a joint that during the pandemic only has one window seat?
1:22.6	Tracy Willett was in a New York City restaurant business for over a dozen years.
1:27.8	She's here to give Paula the menu of skills she needs to work the front of the house.
1:31.8	Plus, Ireland.
1:33.9	Tony andita Hall and Bonnie Burns.
1:35.6	God help us.
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