Merry Christmas, happy holidays, and welcome to the probably a podcast, many

episode, many Christmas episode, if you will. Okay, so before we start, I just

want to say we're shopping for my loved ones, this Christmas holiday, and I hope

that you've gotten all your shopping done, but I would like the record to show

that. As I was shopping for my sister-in-law, she wanted scrubs, she's in med school,

she wanted a color scrubs, it was only available in the men's department. I'm on

the phone with my sister, I'm trying to figure out, and I say, oh, it's minz. I go to

the minz section, and I say out loud, I just blurted out to my sister, I go, oh my

gosh, I've slept with one of these models. Bridgerton was the model of the minz

scrubs, so I was just reminded how lonely I am, and how unfucked I've been

lately. So cheers and welcome to the mini episode, probably a podcast. Wow, I'm

not used to drinking just Red Bull. Normally it's alcohol, I feel like it's harder on

my lungs. Okay, so Merry Christmas almost for the time you guys are listening to

this, it'll probably be Christmas Eve. I'm about to hit the road and head to

South Carolina. I was gonna fly, now I'm driving, I don't really mind driving

though. If you're listening to this driving, then it's kind of a vibe. I'm probably

gonna listen to like five or six podcasts while I am doing that. By the way,

producer Courtney is sitting here. She just got engaged in my logic, spread your

personal information. Yes. Congratulations. Thank you so much. In Italy too, like

what a fucking vibe. I want to get married in Italy. It was amazing. 10 out of 10

would recommend. 10 out of 10 would recommend going and getting engaged to

love your life in Italy. Yeah, no fucking shit. And she brought me Italian chocolate

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