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Sweet Boys

Ep. 14 - Analyzing our dating app bios

Sweet Boys

The Roost

Comedy

4.95.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to episode 14 of Sweet Boys! In this episode Garrett and Andrew expose their dating profiles and discuss why they have both basically quit the dating apps, What made Garrett call out a TikToker and the lie that Garrett was told his entire life, The bone spider dabs, Andrew gives Dixie Demelio a multi million dollar collaboration idea, Garrett reveals a life hack to always take in the best content in your life, the magic of trusting people, Garrett’s ongoing obsession with Wandavision and Andrews excitement for the Billie Eilish documentary, the danger (but importance) of checking screentime, Andrew’s subtle dating flex and his PSA for being single and dating, Garrett discovers the magic of “ThickBoyTikTok” and Andrew dissects the specifics of TikTok stitches, Garrett & Andrew impersonate the behaviors of a very specific type of male personality on the internet, Andrew warns of the impending artificial intelligence takeover, the psychology of face-tuning and photoshopping and why we choose a certain aesthetic or aesthetics, Garrett talks about the type of person that he feels may or may not be an alien, Garrett rants about his favorite video game, Garrett teases dressing up like a Bachelorette contestant but then immediately changes to Agatha Harkness instead, and Andrew & Garrett both discuss the absurdity of clout chasing. Visit http://audible.com/sweetboys or text sweetboys to 500-500 to get Audible today! Go to http://buyraycon.com/sweetboys to get 15% off your entire order! Visit http://joinhoney.com/sweetboys to get Honey for FREE.

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0:00.0

I think I have a nice start to the podcast.

0:24.8

If anybody is wondering, if anybody is wondering why I'm wearing a hat, it's because right now,

0:31.5

my hair is somehow infiltrating my eyeballs and I just can't deal with this right now.

0:36.7

I've thrown a beanie on my head and yes, I look like a barista or something.

0:40.6

I don't know what I, what do I look like?

0:42.0

I look like a heavy.

0:43.0

You look like one of the most handsome baristas in all of California.

0:47.3

That's what you look like.

0:48.3

Come on, Andrew, you look great.

0:49.7

The beanie looks cool.

0:51.2

You look like you definitely correct me though.

0:52.8

If I said, can I get a medium, you'd be like, oh, you mean a 32 ounce or something?

0:56.4

Like that thing?

0:57.4

32 ounce.

0:58.4

You mean, it looks a large.

0:59.4

Is that a large?

1:00.4

What is a large?

1:01.4

If it's 32 ounces, 32 ounces is like, that's four cups.

1:04.8

Yeah.

1:05.8

Do you know what a question that I ask when I go to a restaurant or something in order?

1:09.5

This is probably just for me.

1:11.2

I just say, like, is it feeling like, is it going to be enough food for me?

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