Embattled Harvard President Claudine Gay has finally resigned after a bruising congressional testimony in which she defended calls to genocide the Jews

and amid the discovery of consistent plagiarism throughout her conspicuously small corpus of scholarly

publications. To announce her resignation, President Gay stated, quote,

fans, for the past two weeks you've been reading about the bad break I got.

Yet today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

I have been in ballparks for 17 years and have never received anything but kindness and encouragement from

you fans. Sure I'm lucky. When the New York Giants, a team you would give your right arm

to beat and vice versa sends you a gift, that's something.

So I close in saying that I may have had a tough break, but I have an awful lot to live for.

It was an unusual resignation, but everyone grieves in his or her own way, I guess.

The Harvard liberals who appointed her, despite her utter lack of qualifications, are grieving

themselves.

When Gay was named just six months ago,

this is the shortest tenure of any Harvard president ever,

Harvard magazine hailed her as

a scholar's scholar,

which is technically true since her scholarship is mostly that of other scholars.

The liberal media for their part are not going down easy with one CNN reporter

reacting to the news by attempting to redefine the word plagiarism.

These plagiarism allegations where Claudine Gay has had to issue corrections, multiple corrections.

Now, we should note that Claudio Gay has not

been accused of stealing anyone's ideas in any of her writings.

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