But yeah, it would have been ideal not to have so much such people in the water.

Hello, and welcome to The Troll, where we scroll through social media so you don't have to.

I'm Marina Perkis. And I'm Gemma Forte, and in this podcast, we are going to be talking about the catastrophic impact of sewage spills, I'm afraid.

Unfortunately, it needs to be covered.

But before we do that, let's discuss another very pressing matter that needs urgent attention.

I mean, it's been keeping me awake at night.

And it is the lack of a fish and chip shop in Uxbridge town centre specifically.

You know, that nice coastal, coastal place, Uxbridge.

Axbridge is actually down the road for me.

Do you know what?

I'm glad you brought this up there because I too have been losing sleep.

And thank goodness all I can say,

that we have Tory MP for Uxbridge, Steve Tuckwell, campaigning hard to put things right.

Hi everyone. I'm here in Uxbridge Town Centre and I'm campaigning to bring a fish and chip shop

here to the centre of Uxbridge and I need your support to help the campaign. Here's the thing, there isn't a fish and chip shop in the centre of Uxbridge and I need your support to help the campaign.

Here's the thing, there isn't a fish and chip shop in the centre of Uxbridge.

There is on the outskirts, there is in Cowley and there is on St Andrews, but we need to bring one home here to Uxbridge Town Centre.

It will support our High Street, it will support business, who will help the local economy.

So please join my campaign.

The more people we get to support this, the more it will attract investment.

And it will attract business to the centre of Uxbridge.

Attract investment.

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