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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast

Ep. 139 – deaf jam

The Adam Friedland Show Podcast

The Adam Friedland Show

Tv & Film, Politics, Comedy Interviews, News, Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy, Improv

4.7 β€’ 10.8K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 23 January 2019

⏱️ 96 minutes

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brendan eyre joins us again. listen to the rad dude podcast: https://www.patreon.com/raddudecast

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0:00.0

The Nabe from the last samurai has it. I was like, I guess he's had a pretty good life. I was like trying to convince myself that I have a good life.

0:07.0

So, um, and that's the Ken Watanabe story. Yeah. Yeah. After Adam had sex with Ken one and Nabe who has a Ken Watanabe.

0:16.0

Ken Watanabe. Ken Watanabe. Ken Watanabe. Ken Watanabe. Ken Watanabe. He's a Canadian Japanese.

0:27.0

Ken Watanabe. He plays the second to last samurai. And then the last one was of course. Tom. Tom Cruise.

0:34.0

Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise. One of the last samurai. One of the last samurai.

0:39.0

And it's just a fat guy. Why would it be fat guy, man? Because that's who likes that culture. That's true.

0:47.0

You're either severely underweight or fat as shit. Imagine you're just working in like Japanese customs and you see those guys getting off the plane.

0:56.0

They're like, he's going to try and play. He thinks he's going to fuck the girls. It's wise here.

1:05.0

He thinks they're going to be impressed that he like learned four words from a children show.

1:13.0

Just fucking teavis and cargo shorts. Yeah. To carry all your knickknacks. All the Japanese knickknacks you got.

1:23.0

That's why I was I wanted to establish I was not one of those fat guys were Japan. That's why I was making it certain that I'm not I'm the cool fat guy.

1:37.0

I still would like to fuck the women. But you know did not listen. You all want to fuck the women. Of course.

1:45.0

Brand would you like to fuck the women of Japan? Yeah. Yeah. I'd love to I think it's hard to crack a Japanese woman. Yeah.

1:54.0

Incredibly hard. Even in America. I think a Japanese American woman. I find it tough.

2:00.0

Japanese people love. I I Japanese women love rapes so much that like it's hard to tell where the line is with them.

2:14.0

So much. Yes. It's so much further than with like American women. Like if you go up to a Chinese woman or a Japanese woman bar and just choke slammer into the back.

2:24.0

That's like being like let's be courted. Oh hello. I think I think I think I see here. That's like the opening. I.

2:32.0

I fucked a girl who is half half Chinese half black and deaf. And she was half deaf. No, she was full deaf. I couldn't hear a lick.

2:45.0

All right. No. You can tell the double racist accent you were talking. And yeah. And Greg Stone said to me. Nice.

2:54.0

Three birds with one stone. And I said one of your birds is a deaf girl. That's a bird you've been going.

3:03.0

What a beautiful deaf girl. Yeah, dude. He's fucking he's not ableist. Yeah. No, it was great. She referred. What kind of noises did she make?

3:14.0

Not many. I think she was aware that they were probably going to be crazy. Yeah. Oh, I'm not. But they're not though. You're ever hear deaf person laugh?

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