Ep 139: Christian gets a MINDgraine ft. Thneed Girl aka Rachael

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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On this week's episode we have a VERY SPECIAL GUEST and a LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE!!!! We discuss a fiancé demanding her partner to find a new best man, a lady is upset when he table decorations get outshined, a listener has the first date from Hell, and a spicy night is ruined because of the bit going too far. And for a special treat we have some AI generated podcast idea for our Circle Jerdge. This Episode Sponsored by: Zocdoc Go to Zocdoc.com/Judgies to find a top-rated doctor today! Better Help Go to Betterhelp.com/Judgies to get 10% off your first month of Better Help services! Get Judgies Merch Here: https://store.streamelements.com/judgiespod Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 0:56 Josh nails our guest's introduction! 2:58 Josh basically knows Lizzo 6:27 We spend way too much time trying to remember a band name 7:48 We finally learn what the podcast is actually about. 8:50 AITA: For Telling my Husband to find a new Best Man. 12:50 TOP 5 NAMES OF ALL TIME!!! 16:37 Zodiac Discussion 18:06 Christian gets bullied into oblivion 20:31 AITA: For telling my friend she is undermining my work 26:06 Return from Break 26:27 Circle Jerdge: AI Podcast Pitches 40:31 Ricky is thinking about picking up a hobby 41:44 Listener Sound Submission 43:50 Listener Submitted Story: A First Date from Hell 56:43 We're all Blasting Ciggies with Rob 1:02:49 Josh has an Update on the Ball Game 1:03:52 TIFU: By Playing my BF like a Trumpet 1:13:10 Where you can find us and our wonderful guest Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello boys, girls and embees and welcome back to the judgiest place on the internet.
0:28.6	My name is Josh. My name is Rick. My name is Christian. And we are the judgies. Don't make a comment about my super cool glasses. I have a migraine.
0:44.4	We offer good. Have them taken nap and don't make a comment about them. Josh, you're probably making it up anyway. Those glasses make it look like you don't have a migraine at all.
0:56.3	Thanks, bud. It's a fuck, let me think. God, I had it before. It's the need girl that we need girl. It's the go piss girl that don't miss girl. She's a Detroit girl, not a boy girl. It's Rachel's special guest in the stewed in the stewed.
1:20.2	I'm so excited to be in the stewed. I have a question for you, Josh. Did you just add lib that on the spot? Were you trying to go back to my last poem? I believe it's this. I believe it's that I memorized it. Yeah, okay, once a thing, once something's up here, it's freaking locked in. You missed the part about how I play pickling go. You missed the part of Pikmin Bloom. I literally combined Pokemon and Pikmin. Sorry, Nintendo. What was this embarrassing? I don't know. This is so embarrassing. Well, hey. Oh, no, don't worry. It's your mic.
1:50.1	It's the migraine talking. Once it's in here, 90% of it stays in here. Christian's favorite color. One of them said, how did you know?
2:02.1	Erica, favorite color. What is it? Quick? My favorite color. Mine is maroon. Green.
2:07.9	Saluki maroon. Saluki maroon. We do. Until I die. I bleed white in maroon. I think you should bleed white.
2:19.2	Probably not. You should go get that checked out. I think that's a different bodily fluid.
2:25.6	It's just seeping out of me kind of. I got an issue of the prostate variety. I'm so veerile.
2:35.5	That's that's quite enough. I think actually. I'm wearing a hat. It is signed by the
2:40.7	piss baby meetup goers. We'll talk about it next episode. Sorry. Shit fucking happens.
2:46.0	Shit happens. We're all sick. Josh is trying to super spread us right now. It's a sinus thing. Yeah. He invited me into his home just to try to take me out.
2:54.6	I was like, I'm so sorry. Get a new bit girl. I'm done. As soon as, as soon as Lizo started responding to your shit, as like we got it.
3:03.6	We got knocking down a peg. We got a nip nip this in the button. No, I can't be too cool.
3:09.0	I do think it's fun that I am now one step removed from being in a Lizo video and one step removed from being in a
3:14.8	sneco video. Okay. And I would much rather be in a Lizo video. Yeah. Fuck sneaco. Oh shit. I feel like he aligned with all
3:29.4	a lot of our Instagram commenters. Fuck you guys too. I'm going to say it right here. I'm coming in hot. I don't like
3:35.8	our Instagram commenters. The people following us. Yeah. All 20 7,000. The people coming back seven days in a
3:42.7	row to fight in the comments. I don't like you probably unless you're defending us. No, you probably aren't. You
3:49.7	know what I've been doing lately with both Instagram comments and TikTok comments is the app's auto filter
3:55.0	comments if they detect like bullying or something like that. And when I see somebody's going to be a
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