Ep.137-Unveiling the Truth: Are Aliens Real?| Prioritizing Your Partner

Don't Trip

W!ZARD Studios

Comedy

4.8 • 647 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2023

⏱️ 37 minutes

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0:00.0	The five pound meal deal from McDonald's.
0:02.0	Get a cheeseburger or mayo chicken, medium fries, four McNuggets and a medium soft drink for guess what?
0:08.0	That's right, five pounds.
0:10.0	It's not called the five pound meal deal for nothing.
0:14.0	From 11 AM, not available on delivery. Carbinated soft drink upgrade fees apply.
0:18.0	Participating restaurants, subjects availability.
0:20.0	Your Starbucks is ready. Beams ground. Carbidated soft drink upgrade fees apply. Participating restaurants, subjects of availability.
0:23.0	Your Starbucks is ready.
0:24.3	Beans ground.
0:25.7	Milk frothed.
0:27.0	Shots pulled.
0:30.7	Velvety milk poured into a double shot of dark perfection and...
0:33.7	Oh, that's the good stuff.
0:35.1	The baristas are ready.
0:37.0	The finest coffee beans are ready. The Starbucks you love is ready.
0:40.8	Hello again from the Starbucks coffee company.
0:49.8	That's one of the worst things. That's one of the worst things that a partner can do.
0:54.2	I don't want to be a deal.
0:56.3	What's the point of this?
0:58.2	What will I get out of it?
0:59.8	What will I get out of this?
1:01.4	Is this really necessary?
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