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The Have you guys read about the new deadliest internet game that kids are playing in the game,

Splatoon 3.

Oh, boy.

Oh, what?

A small controversy happened this last couple weeks where Japanese streamers and V-tubers

were dueling each other with the hashtag Splatoon porn video.

Okay.

Where they were setting their own, their opponent's paint colors or their own paint

colors to an alpha channel so that if whatever as much as a color was painted, that would display a porn video.

And you, and you were basically challenged to keep as much of that paint off the screen as

possible or your stream would get banned.

That's so good.

Wow.

Yeah, right?

That seems like real stakes.

That's sick, actually.

Was it just any porn video, or could you, like, choose the means of your demise?

So that's how we know you're a pervert, is that's your first question.

Welcome, Anthony.

I'm glad we get to meet.

From zero to 60, I very quickly understand who you are as a person right off of that.

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