All right, Gina, are you ready to be counted in?

Ready in Chamesh, Arba Salos, Time!

What is up, my friends? Thank you for watching me on YouTube and listening on whatever your listening to me on.

I don't know. Guys come see me as you live stand-up comedies. I'm in Shartlett, North Carolina at the Comedy's El in April, first and second.

Oh, and then Austin, I do the Moon Tower comedy festival at the Paramount April 13th. The region theater, one night only in Los Angeles, oh, this might, my town, May 3rd.

So many Apple Tits were moving to August now because, well, I'm allowed to say what I'm doing, but it's pretty fucking cool and I think you'll appreciate it.

Irvine Improv May 20th and 21st.

Atlantic City at the Borgada, June 4th, the Wilbur in Boston Mass of Huge Tits, June 5th, and then Washington Dickcomb, I'm coming to the DC in Provejale 15th and 16th, and then Cleveland, Ohio, August 12th and 13th,

and then Zainey's in Nashville, October 6th, 7th and 8th. And that's it. We're seeing the P online.com for tickets to information and good.

How are you? I love you. What are you doing? Are you shopping for clothes? I did for my spring. It sounds like a bad tech talk. You know when they're like, good, I'm a good weekend. I'm like, good day.

I'm wiped. I'm thoroughly beaten down. I took our two sons to meet my husband on the road. And everybody's like, what a special magical thing. What a wonderful moment for your kids to see your husband.

It's also very exhausting and really hard. And I, you know, I've had a appreciation for what Tommy Buns is doing right now because the grind is real. Like he's on a whole other level of like buses, planes, sleeping in the bus, and going into a hotel at 2 in the morning, sleeping in that bed for a few hours, getting up, going, it's just terribly hard.

But it was cool. It was very cool. But I'm wiped by day five, along with my kids. I had to be like, I got like my eyelid was twitching and I was like, Tom, I got a, I got a go. I just got a, I got a hide in this room for a minute. And then I, I had to practice my transcendental meditation because I was, they just, they worry out. They just, you know, kids need to cost an attention, especially the three year old.

He's really in it. And it's just, he's really into mommy. So it's, we're almost at four. And when they, when they turn four, they turn into people. But, and I can't wait until July when that kid turns four. And I get a fucking break because it really just.

Like, I don't think people who haven't had kids yet don't understand, they don't get it. They don't get the, like imagine, like, you know, you have a full, you have a full time job and then you go home and you're like, I can do whatever I want right now. I can watch TV. I can get high.

I can eat myself into a super. Yeah, that's what I used to do. And then like, you get home and you're like, no, no, no, now the other job starts of taking care of two humans. Like, I've got a fetus. And there's that time. And then the bedtime ritual, which takes two hours of like, go to bed.

They pop up and it's like, it's like, they're just, they're emotionally draining. Like, I can't even describe it to you and like, and just imagine someone who's always like, no, dove, what are you doing? Dove, can you help me get this? No, I'm thirsty. I need to snack. No, I need to snack.

Yeah, I've been around my niece and nephew for a couple hours at a time. And that's why I always choose to sleep at a hotel and not at my sisters.

Yeah, I know. I know. I know. It's just constant needs. Yeah, it's like, there were times where it was just like, I get woken up at 6 a.m. with them crawling into my bed.

It's not happening to me this morning. And it's like, yes, it like, is it cute? Absolutely. It's the cutest thing in the world. But is it cute enough to be woken up at 6 a.m.?

Never. It's not. I love them. But, you know, I'm good on that.

That was the worst summer I ever had when I had to take care of a kid. Who's kid? It was some fucking dumb like, isn't that niece or something? I don't know. It's just some stupid fucking kid.

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