Disney has officially announced that it will be delaying the release of its much mocked cartoonishly

live live-action remake of Snow White or Sand Bage, as I call it, given the emphasis on diversity

casting. I'm not saying that Jeremy Boring is single-handedly responsible for Disney's delay.

I don't know that he did it single-handedly, but I'm quite confident that if, say,

seven hands were involved, at least six of them were Jeremy's.

For a comparison, here is Disney's new Snow White.

You said you were bringing a modern edge to it on stage. What do you mean by that?

I just mean that it's no longer 1937, and we absolutely wrote a Snow White that is

not going to be saved by the Prince. She's not going to be saved by the Prince, and she's not

going to be dreaming about true love. She's dreaming about becoming the leader she knows she can be.

Sounds great. Here's our Snow White. By 2030, it's predicted that 45% of women will be

unmarried and childless. And why do you think that is? Well, it's because we've been told that,

you know, men are trash and that our career is the only thing that matters and that marriage

and children will inhibit that, which is unnatural. That is biologically unnatural for women.

That does sound great. I mean, what's happening is really bad, but the fact that our

Snow White realizes that that's a problem and the girls actually do want a prince and they do want

like normal stuff, that's a good sign. Disney is obviously reacting to the daily wire announcement

that we will be releasing our version side by side with theirs. And Disney is also reacting

to the terrible reaction that their remake has been getting among the public. And then the final

nail in the coffin of this remake's release came by way of South Park just last week.

I keep having the same dream. Everywhere I look, people are being replaced.

Okay, and who do you think is going to have you replaced? Then, the puppet masters.

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