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International Waters

Ep 136: Sponsored by Edible Arrangements

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2018

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Gaby Dunn, Dan Cerruti, Laura Lexx and Alexis Dubus join host, Dave Holmes to learn about the UK tradition of opening Christmas crackers, tell embarrassing gift-giving stories, and sing impromptu Christmas carols on International Waters' Holiday Special! Gaby Dunn wants to plug Bad with Money: The Imperfect Art of Getting Your Financial Sh*t Together and I Hate Everyone But You: A Novel and recommends Pussy is God by King Princess. Dan Cerruti wants to plug Put This On and his website and recommends Wildlife. Laura Lexx wants to plug her upcoming tour dates and recommends the Trivial Warfare podcast. Alexis Dubus wants to plug The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society. And finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes and would like to recommend The Incomplete Book of Running by Peter Sagal. You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by Riley Silverman and John-Luke Roberts, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA and GuiltFreePostin London, produced by Christian Dueñas and Laura Swisher.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey there, folks. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters.

0:03.8

The transatlantic panel show that pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale coming to you from Los Angeles in kind of early to mid-November.

0:16.0

We're feeling good. The elections have happened. I ran the New York City Marathon. There I did it.

0:21.3

I worked it into conversation. Clumsily. I'm feeling great. I'm feeling great. Thank you guys. All 26.2

0:28.3

dang miles? All 26.2 dang miles. And it was beautiful. And I think I'm going to do it again.

0:33.0

Did anyone propose to you? No. No, Gabby. And I'm so glad you brought that up.

0:39.1

Yeah.

0:39.7

Don't do that.

0:41.4

What a narcissist.

0:42.5

What a terrible idea.

0:45.2

Yeah.

0:45.4

Do not take somebody else's achievement and make it yours.

0:48.8

I don't know this story.

0:50.6

Oh, this woman was running the marathon and her, like, boyfriend jumped out and proposed to her during it.

0:56.5

At mile 16.

0:57.5

But, like, she...

0:58.4

Wait, like in the middle of it?

0:59.5

In the middle of it.

1:00.1

Yes.

1:00.6

The middle of First Avenue where there's, like, it's all bars and restaurants and there are people on both sides, chairing on or whatever.

1:06.4

Yeah, very much made the moment about himself.

1:08.3

Right.

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