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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast

Ep. 136 – My big fat ass huge ass life

The Adam Friedland Show Podcast

The Adam Friedland Show

Tv & Film, Politics, Comedy Interviews, News, Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy, Improv

4.7 β€’ 10.8K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 3 January 2019

⏱️ 76 minutes

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im getting back into reality tv

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0:00.0

We're good. Are we good? We're good.

0:08.0

Penis check. Pepepe, Pepe, Pepe, Pepe, Peenis.

0:11.3

Well, I had the flu. Stop had the flu.

0:15.0

I had a wild stomach problem. But we did it, dude. I was, I was straight shit in my

0:23.0

breeches for a full 24 hours. I don't understand what you need. I used to be pro getting the flu shot.

0:30.3

But yeah, I guess I haven't gotten it. Yeah. I've, you know what? I don't trust them,

0:36.2

man. Now, the thing about it, I have never gotten flu. I got it once, one time.

0:40.6

Because the ladies has pressured me into it. I thought I did once, but I've never done it.

0:45.0

Yeah. I've never done it once. I'm not against it. I'm forward in theory, but I have, like,

0:50.1

you know, not speeding through a school zone. Isn't that bad? If we don't get it, isn't

0:54.1

that bad? Someone's, I've heard the phrase herd immunity. And I don't know if that means anything.

0:59.1

Heard immunity. Heard, heard. Like if more people get it, you're supposed to get the flu shot,

1:03.9

not to protect you, but to protect some old, old face from dying. Yeah. Somebody's grandma.

1:09.1

You know what I'm thinking though? Get the fuck out of here.

1:12.2

Here's the thing. If I have to get a flu shot to protect some old bitch, we take away

1:16.1

people's drivers licenses at age six. Yeah. Absolutely. How about that kind of hurt?

1:21.1

100% where if I get perked in my arm, you're allowed to fucking run over a field trip.

1:26.1

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A black child doesn't get their fucking, doesn't get crashed by a

1:30.1

Buick. Yeah. Right. So that I think that's the only way I'll do it. Yeah.

1:34.1

I want some old bitch with cataracts. You're talking about Pontiac Bonneville.

1:37.1

Yeah.

1:38.1

And cruise right through a fucking state fair. Is this the way to my grandson's house?

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