This is the podcast for July 6th, 2012.

It's not safe for work.

Recorded live from just outside the Romney v. Fact Super Collider, it's the professional left with drip glass and blue gal.

And that Romney versus Facts super collider has like a gazillion collisions a minute.

It does. It's amazing.

Scientists for years have been trying to track back, locate something called the GOP particle, or the GOP particle, if you will.

And they finally found it. And, you know, this is the particle, the Gop particle, if you will, and they finally found it.

And, you know, this is the particle, the miraculous, subatomic, magical, stringy little particle

that will resolve all conflicts between what Mitt Romney said before or what Mitt Romney said

after.

Pro-abortion anti-abortion, pro-choice, anti-choice, pro-gon, anti-gun, pro-mandate.

This is the particle that in the minds of GOP voters resolve all of those conflicts

and makes them all a harmonious, a singular whole that makes perfect sense to that.

It's not a tax.

It's a tax.

It's a tax.

It's not a tax. It's a tax. It's a tax. It's a tax. And science is referred to this is the Hicks-Bozo part of the.

You're either a Hick or a Bozo?

Or both, yes.

A Hick or a Bozo.

And, uh...

Now, I got called to Tass the Sweet Drift Glass for name-calling among conservatives.

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