Hello and welcome to Fat Mascara. I am Jess. I'm Jen. I just yelled it just for banging on the table because it gives me a little bit of a jolt a charge I feel like you know it's like I'm ready to start the show I'm sorry I snapped it's scared me to bang I don't know why why you freak out I'm jumpy I'm jumpy it's busy It's

you, I don't know why you freaked out.

I'm jumpy, it's busy in New York.

People everywhere, it's that time of year where like,

the crowds are crazy.

We took a subway, we were basically like molecules like bouncing around we

couldn't bounce because we were just like packed in with a bunch of like freaks.

There is one positive to that you don't actually need a poll to hang on to because you're just

sort of like squ squished in.

I couldn't fall if I tried. I think I was airborne at one point.

Right, I was just supported by the puffy coats.

And it was the puffy coats too.

Oh, I couldn't even breathe.

Come visit us in New York if you're not in New York.

We'll take you around the subway.

We're very glamorous.

You know what else we'll do.

We got the Hollywood hookup.

Yeah, we really do the high-low thing like no one else.

Actually what we're talking about today on this episode we want to like fill you in on

our first Hollywood premiere which was in New York.

Like a movie's amazing. Met some celebrities, we'll give you the dish.

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