EP 134: WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU'RE IN THE SLIME AND THE GOO

Where My Moms At? w/ Christina P.

Christina Pazsitzky

Relationships, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, Parenting, Comedy

4.7 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2017

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Once again Sesame Street's wisdom has blown me away. I explore Carl Jung's dark side and talk about what we can do while we are in "the shit". What do you do when everything goes wrong and it is a tornado of diarrhea? A 21 year-old girl writes in and wonders if she has ruined her life because she has her career together already? Also, an update from frumpy mom - she went shopping! Are there upsides to anxiety and depression? Let's get on it, bros.

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0:00.0	You want to know why you're off fuck up
0:11.0	What we do
0:31.0	Hello, welcome to that's deep row. I'm your host Christina P. I'm very flustered today
0:42.1	I'm trying to get trying to get out of the house trying to do stuff and a million things are going on
0:47.8	There's a there's a rogue rat in my house
0:50.7	Which is disgusting and I like I was rat locked today and I figured out what's happening. They're eating my dogs food
0:57.2	They're burrowing it's disgusting. There's you know dog groomers and I yeah
1:02.5	It's a lot as it sounds ridiculous. I'm very flustered
1:05.5	But I'm gonna hold it that I'm holding my shit together man. I'm gonna get through it
1:09.8	So this episode I fucked up I recorded before I went on vacation
1:14.2	So if I'm saying stuff that doesn't make sense time wise. It's because of that and I thought I posted it but I didn't and
1:20.5	Anyway, so this is last week's episode for you today and it was good
1:24.9	I liked it. I hope you enjoy it as much as as I did as I enjoyed recording it
1:30.0	But first some dates. Thank you to everybody who came out to Palm Beach West Palm Beach
1:35.1	At the improv on the 23rd it was bananas bananas bananas that place was packed the gills with with mommy
1:43.3	Really crazy and so much fun
1:46.0	Anyway, all right. I'm doing stand-up September 22nd 23rd St. Louis
1:51.0	Missouri St. Jutitz as we call it or no St. Louis Titz
1:54.9	On that your mom's house at the Helium Comedy Club October 3rd
1:58.5	Nashville, Tennessee at Zainey's and then October 4th
2:02.2	Shart Lit
2:03.2	Shart Lit North Carolina at the Comedy Zone and then October 8th your mom's house live again
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