Ep 134. Not my assignment mate

No Holes Barred

Knee Deep In Life, Victoria Emes

Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

5 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura go all green fingered and discuss lawns in far too much depth, we hear from a lady who accidentally empties her bowels in front of the window cleaner and discuss the annoying frequency with which their partners need the toilet. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us
0:06.1	So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
0:11.6	No, no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes
0:16.3	What? Whoa!
0:18.2	Scars, look at the falling!
0:20.2	I'm still not looking!
0:24.0	And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catded!
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0:59.2	It's time to chat some ballads about fan-y tits and ballads. No topic is of limit for these
1:08.8	potty mouths found ones. So tell us all your secrets we'd like to share the truth.
1:14.8	Bad saggy tits and inner warts and ice cubes up your oof. No holes bartered.
1:22.8	How you're a fatty bitch?
1:24.8	Stassy bent holiday bitch. This isn't the princes what? No, what's it? Who is he?
1:30.8	King. King's one next week isn't it? Yeah, when I'm coming to London.
1:34.8	Oh my god. Can I just have a little moan about all the fucking days that has just seemed to be non-working days recently?
1:41.8	What was strikes and bent holidays? This is the worst month of my life.
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