Ep 133 - Modern Childhood

Daddy Issues with Jon and Bron

In Bloom Entertainment

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy, News Commentary, News

2.4 • 615 Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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This week Jon and Bron discuss some fun childhood stories of theirs, ponder on how childhood has changed in the modern era and if it is for the better, and criqitue how helicopter parents are likely causing most of the problems in society. 💈Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at https://manscaped.com with code: DADDYISSUES20 Follow us on Instagram @daddy_issuespodcast and Twitter @daddy_issuespod 🎉Bonus Episodes: https://www.patreon.com/daddyissuespod 👕Merch: https://www.daddyissuesthepod...

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0:00.0	You're joking, right?
0:05.3	Well, I'm trying to be hopeful.
0:06.6	I'm trying to be optimistic about that.
0:07.9	Well, I guess you're too young to be a little pessimistic like me.
0:13.5	The fucking things I see at that people are stupid.
0:16.6	Stupid.
0:17.6	Hey, Brian, but I should have pooped before we started this, but. Is that right the way I want it? Yeah. You should have poop? Yeah, but it's right. You could just squeeze it. But like, it's so uncomfortable holding in a poop for an hour. Oh, Bronte. I'm so sorry, everybody. This is not how they want to start hearing this about us. I don't think it's appropriate. It's not inappropriate. It's poop. We all poop. I see you poop later. There's that book that you read when you're a kid.
0:21.8	Everybody. want to start hearing this about us. I don't think it's appropriate. It's not inappropriate.
0:38.2	It's poop. All right. See you poop later. There's that book that you read when you're a kid. Everybody poops. Everyone does poop even if you don't read the book. I know, but now it's like I'm going to be slightly uncomfortable for the next hour. But hey, it is what it is. I'm a soldier, if you will. Yeah, that's a soldier.
0:35.2	That's a soldier.
0:36.3	Power through the poop.
0:38.0	How you doing by? I'm a soldier, if you will. Yeah, that's a soldier.
0:55.0	That's a soldier. Power through the poop. How you doing, buddy? Good. How are you? All right, what's going on? Nothing. No? No. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. You're a strange bird. So you're getting ready for Japan? Well, well, I'm there already. the whole point is to kind of like
0:53.4	pretend that these weren't recorded a little early, but then you give away the... So you want to start over? Because last episode, you also said, are you getting ready for Japan? Want to start over? No, it's fine. It's just how we roll. All right. But now two weeks in a row, you just said, are you getting ready for Japan?
1:29.0	And it's like, no point.
1:24.9	But the whole one would be kind of slip it under the rug. Did you ever hear the song Made in Japan? No. You never heard of it? Play it's a great song. It's going to get the monotides by like two seconds. You need every petty you can get.
1:25.6	Yeah, exactly.
1:26.5	Made in Japan.
1:28.1	I think, who's saying that? Yeah, you just sing it for us.
1:29.3	How about that?
1:29.5	I don't know.
1:30.0	Get me the words. monetize by like two seconds you need every petty you can get yeah exactly made in japan
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