I'm like, was it a trout or a small mouth?

And you're like, I don't know.

I'm really not good at it.

And I'm like, oh, I was just like, oh, for f***ing sakes.

Like, you just know something.

That was probably the loudest I've ever heard you.

I went full mic like an alley.

You were, yes.

Yeah.

You made it.

If there was people to see a scene, you made a scene.

I actually grabbed a stick and I started just right poop in the sand by my rod. Come on, man. Cut and retry that. You know that's never going to work.

Good morning, friends, degenerate anglers, and men that still have pending lawsuits against Mountain Dew over their use of yellow dye number five and the side effects it had on their junk.

And welcome to Cut and Retie, the fishing podcast that's pretty sure the same dye was also used in Gatorade Gum, which it loved back in the day and chewed often.

Hey, I'm Joe Sermeli.

Happy Friday, everyone.

And listen, if that Mountain Dew joke landed for you, I'm really, really happy.

And I know it will for some.

I also realize it's going to fly over a whole

bunch of heads. But that's the beauty of Google. Is it not kids? You can look up anything you want.

If you don't know what I'm talking about there, just type in yellow number five plus testicles.

All right? The rumor I'm referencing has long since been debunked, but it brings back middle school memories for me and

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