Hey everybody this is Armando Torres and you're listening to the show before the show and I'm Paige Wesley and with us we have Andrei

Agasota Yay! We've got a great episode for you it's Pages Week

But before we get started we have some news and reviews the first news is that we have a Patreon now yeah yeah

awesome yes our patron is available at Patreon.com slash Colt Podcast for just $5 a month.

You get access to our bonus show The Speculation Zone.

The next one coming up is going to be about the Antichrist.

Yes, very excited.

And we also have another five-star review.

This one comes to us from Moon Leeper 79.

Nice.

And they say, holy crap, I have an Oregon necklace.

Am I in a cult?

I have listened to every episode of this amazing podcast. I can feel the spiders in my

brain getting excited when the new one comes out.

You guys are definitely my favorite of all the ones I listen to. Thanks for all the hard work you guys put in to give an informative and hilarious show. You didn't? This person didn't go on about the Oregon necklace and now I'm curious do you get out leave I've been trying to find one I've see I've seen we've had a few people send like pictures of ones that they've found or had and it's it blows my mind every time.

Yeah, my frustrations, they're so big and I don't want to stunt on fools like that.

It is a hell of a chain. Yeah, it's pretty big. Do your chain hang low? Do it keep the

reptilions away? Oh, and I think without any further ado, we're going to get into the show.

Hello!

Hello!

Don't drink the cool head.

For the purposes of this podcast, we define a cult as,

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