I just have to imagine nobody has smelled more gulp juice and power bait than you.

You'd be right there.

What if you genetically designed the hatchery trout to be imprinted with a certain flavor or scent that they respond to more than another?

John, I'm reading that powerbate branded trout.

Dude!

There wasn't exactly a lot for a teenager to do, except hunt, pepper road signs with buckshot,

drink warm beer on the railroad tracks, and, of course, trout fish in the spring.

Yeah. trout fish in the spring. Come on, man.

Cut and retry that.

You know that's never going to work.

Good morning, friends, degenerate anglers, and people who wind up on the cold, muddy ground,

at least once per stock trout season because they didn't properly lock in the backrest of their lawn chair before sitting down.

And welcome to Cut and Retie, the fishing podcast that saw you fall and laughed while it was targeting the same moronic fish right next to you wearing a $300 sling pack equipped with $50 nippers.

Hey, I'm Joe Sermeli.

Happy Friday, kids.

Hope you are looking forward to the weekend.

And perhaps you're going out for some truck trout over the next few days, right?

Out here where I live and in many other parts of the country, we're in the thick of

pellet head season.

And I've already been out a few times with the boy.

We've had a blast. And while I'm totally joking about lawn chairs,

because lawn chair anglers are my people, right? Especially if you got one of the OG ones with the

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