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🗓️ 26 October 2017
⏱️ 52 minutes
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0:00.0 | I moved to LA and I was going out with these girl and I kept telling her I was like oh man I |
0:06.2 | wish you knew Spanish because I'm really funny because I could tell my jokes in English and |
0:11.2 | here I am today still not being able to tell |
0:13.2 | jokes. Did you learn most of your English and your puns through TV American TV? |
0:16.4 | No, through people making fun of me. Just make it no. Through people making fun of me. |
0:19.8 | That's how foreigners learn how to speak English. That's what I did. |
0:23.5 | I used to get insulted by everyone when I was going to these acting class. |
0:28.0 | Everyone's just humping the chair. |
0:29.0 | That's just humping the chair. |
0:31.0 | She was like humping the chair. |
0:32.0 | That the. No. Terrible. Stop eating the chair. She was like humping the chair. |
0:33.9 | No, terrible, |
0:35.2 | terrible squirrel. |
0:37.0 | The squirrel's just running around the office right now, |
0:40.0 | but I don't know. |
0:40.8 | Hey, it's part of it, it's part of this. And speaking of this, what day is it today? |
0:46.0 | The 24th. |
0:47.0 | So today you're telling me it's October 24th of 2017? |
0:50.0 | Yeah, it's almost Ivan's birthday. |
0:51.0 | So to my left, I got Pedro, to my right Alejandro. |
0:53.6 | To the further right, we got Ivan, |
0:55.4 | who's about to celebrate his 39th birthday. |
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