Oh, hello, my little cherubaz.

I don't know when this is going to go out, but at the time of recording, my book comes out tomorrow.

Stop banging on about your book.

Never will, never will.

But tomorrow I'm going to go and do loads of pranks and put my book in people's baskets.

Well, I said to Adam Hess, I'm going to put my book in people's baskets and waterstones.

And he said, it's not sane spruits.

People don't walk around with baskets.

They might do, though.

They might do.

Well, well, let's see you tomorrow.

I'm going to go and move my book to the front of the shop, etc, etc. High level, good time, pranks.

That's my nickname.

I also have got one of those patches.

I've just put that patch on my arm, the Zoe patch,

where you can measure what foods have an effect on you, insulin, etc.

And I put it on wrong and put the plaster at the bottom.

And then I was like, has anyone else done this?

And she was like, I can honestly say no.

I feel so thick.

I cannot follow instructions.

It's so, I feel like an 80-year-old woman who's trying to like log on to an iPhone.

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