Ep 130 - Hire Power

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Lipstick Nancy, Inc. & Glassbox Media

Comedy

4.7 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2021

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

In a world where people can’t congregate, what’s a live performer supposed to do for a living? Tim Lo, founder of Your Next Jump, helps Paula and Adam polish up their resumes. Plus: Our 1st “Mailbag!” of the New Year. GUEST Tim Lo Founder & Managing Director, Your Next Jump https://www.yournextjump.com/ HOUSE BAND Cory Springhorn, Nobody from Shoreview, MN Trumpet Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.
0:04.0	Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?
0:09.0	Oh God.
0:10.0	Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.
0:15.0	Cool, that was close.
0:16.0	You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.
0:19.0	Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelware. Dot orrace the rudder. Raise the sails. Raise the sails. Captain and unidentified ship approaching. Over.
0:38.4	Roger that.
0:42.3	Wait, is that an enterprise sales solution?
0:45.2	Reach sales professionals, not professional sailors.
0:48.9	With LinkedIn ads, you can target the right people by industry, job title and more.
0:52.1	Start converting your B2B audience into high-quality leads today.
0:56.0	Spent 200 euro on your first campaign and get a free 200 euro credit for the next one.
0:58.8	Go to LinkedIn.com slash xXX to claim your offer.
0:59.9	Terms and conditions apply.
1:02.6	Starbeams Avenue.
1:10.2	Coming to you live from our houses in Los Angeles, California,
1:14.5	it's nobody listens to Paula Poundstone, your comedy field guide to life.
1:20.2	Tonight, it's a new year, thank God, and with a new year comes time to think about getting a job.
1:29.3	But how are you supposed to find employment during a pandemic when your only marketable skill is performing comedy in front of a live audience, and there are no live audiences anywhere.
1:29.8	Huh?
1:31.2	How are you supposed to do that?
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