Beludo.

Michael and I have this new thing.

Courtesy of Ian, our producer. Well, I mean, courtesy of the Argentinian people. The Argentinian people? No, the Argentinian people. Right, right, right. The Argentinean people. No, no, no. La gente. I get it. La gente. No, the Argentines. He's wearing a t-shirt that says... Argentines. He's wearing a t-shirt.

The producer's wearing a t-shirt. And here's the thing about Ian, our producer, strapping, great-looking guy, right? Normally dressed up in, you know, he's got a button-down going. Tie, vest. Yeah, he looks good. Bowler hat. Yeah. Feather. Sometimes the feather, sometimes not. Sometimes a carnation.

When he wears the carnation, don't you kind of feel like...

It's a better day. You kind of feel like you're walking down a brisk, rainy day in London, right? Through Tophagher Square, off to see the changing of the guard. And you're not. No. You're not in London, are you? No. You're in New York. Another great city. And when he wears the boot and ear, I'm thinking to myself, I'm going to fuck a high school junior tonight. Yeah, that's what you mean. That's what you feel like. And that's why you have to draw the line between folks. You have to draw the line between your feelings and your actions.

Right.

I just want to be clear about that. You go ahead and think what you want. Right. You're not going to – look, don't go ahead and fuck a high school junior. Don't act on it. Unless you're a high school sophomore. In which case, it's fine. If you're a high school sophomore, then you can get a junior? Act on your feelings. Right. If you're an adult, no.

Don't do it.

No.

Don't do it.

High school, senior, get a junior? Act on your feelings. Right. If you're an adult, no.

Don't do it. No. Don't do it. High school, senior, or above. No, that'll land you in the brig. Yep. Listen, he comes in wearing a t-shirt, and on his t-shirt is printed the word B-O-L-U-D-O. Baludo. Thank you. and he points out to me, because it's in light blue and white, he points out to me that these are the Argentinian colors. Yes, la Argentinian. Les Calores de Argentina. I don't know what you're saying, and if that's even a language. But is it a language? It's a banyol, which they speak in Argentina. They don't speak Argentinian? No, there's no Argentinian language. It's Spanish. But there's Chilean. Well, yeah, there's Chilean. Is there Peruvian? Yes. Colombian? No. Brazilian. Yes. I heard a joke about these guys, like these six Brazilian guys jumped out of an airplane and the joke goes that the dumb blonde heard this news and she started crying and the guy next door said, what's the matter? She's like, you know, he said, listen, that's part of the inherent risk for jumping out of an airplane.

She's like, I know, but so many died.

He's like, what do you mean?

She's like, well, how many's a Brazilian? Six Brazilian men. Six Brazilian men. You're still looking at me. I don't understand that joke at all. How many is a Brazilian? The idea that she's confusing bazillion, mazillion, million.

That's a terrible joke.

No, it's an awful joke. You heard it or you made it up? I didn't make it up. You made it up. When I make up jokes, they're not even that good. Right. Do you want to hear a joke that I made up? Yeah. Here's it. The guy walks into a bar. He should have seen it.

The here's the guy walks into a bar he should have seen it the bar or the guy or the guy oh i see because when he walked into the bar he heard himself is that what you mean no he walked into a bar and he

ordered a drink he should have he should have known that because he didn't know he should have seen the drink that it was a bar, right? So he should have known. Here's a joke I made up for, for my son sometimes when we're in bed together. I know it sounds weird, but we're often in bed together. He's got a big bed. At night, we talk before bedtime. It doesn't sound weird. You're a father, you're a son. I know. It doesn't sound weird at all.

Well, the way I phrased it, I thought maybe it would be misperceived. Here's a joke I came up with for him. Go. What kind of vehicle do you drive with your feet? I don't know. Michael, what kind of vehicle do you do? A tow truck. A tow truck, Tom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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