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All right?

I added one more podcast to the giant podcast bin. Now you have plugged that podcast out and

started listening. I took my microphone and found some human folk. Then I recorded all the noises

we spoke. My name is Adam Buckston. I'm a man. I want you to enjoy this. That's the plan.

Hey, Adam Buckston here. How you doing? Happy new year, everyone.

I think technically you can say that up until July the 1st, right? Just out,

uh, walking through nature with Rosie. She's up ahead. See if she'll come and say hello.

Rosie, Rosie. Come and say hello. Rosie, come and say hello. Rosie, Rosie, come and say hello.

Rosie, Rosie, come and say hello. Here she comes. Oh, she's coming to say hello. Run very fast.

And then when you arrive, say sausages. Hey, how you doing? Nice to see you. Can you say sausages?

No. Um, just trying to prove that I am actually walking with a real dog there,

rather than talking to an imaginary one, which I have done in my life.

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