Ep. 129- Cryptid: The Melon Head Kids

That's So Fcked Up

Ashley Love Richards

Comedy, True Crime, Society & Culture

4.5 • 541 Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Michelle tells Ash about the cryptids called the Melon Head Kids. There are multiple legends surrounding them, and they mostly revolve around kids being held in an asylum and abused or experimented on. They seem to generally wander forests these days and can apparently have razor sharp teeth and can be very aggressive, so if you're in Ohio, be careful!

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0:00.0	These creatures are said to look more or less human, but with a sickly pallor and enormous, almost comically oversized craniums, often also mentioned as possessing sharp, shark-like teeth that sit atop their slight emaciated frames.
0:16.8	They sound terrifying.
0:18.7	Yeah.
0:19.2	That is so fucked up.
0:22.1	It's fucked up.
0:23.1	So fucked up.
0:25.1	It is just so damn fucked up.
0:32.2	That's fucked up.
0:36.7	You Chicago rip recruit me, nothing I do to you will ever be that Did I like fully ruin your day that day? You did. Blame Sully, dude. You almost scared the shit out of my boyfriend Because he listened to Hill song And he's like, oh, this is a fun podcast. And he's like, I'm listening to the newest one. Chicago Raper Crew. I was like, don't. Listen to something else first. So you guys are insane, right? Literally 10 minutes in. He's like, I'm going to do a different one. I can't do this. Yeah. And I don't even have tits. Yeah. No. And shout out to Selly because that was the worst episode ever, but it was very well received. I mean, as far as downloads.
1:14.3	People love to Jess. Yeah, no. And shout out to Selly because that was the worst episode ever, but it was very well received. I mean, as far as downloads.
1:14.1	People love to just. Everybody just loves a real fucked up story and to have their day ruined.
1:20.9	Sure do. Well, friends, we are here today not to ruin your day, but hopefully to brighten it because we are going to talk about
1:28.6	something a little bit lighthearted, I think.
1:32.0	There's like some bummer moments in it, but like it's a cryptid story. So no actual people
1:37.7	where, I mean, well, I don't know, it depends on how much you believe in cryptids, but it's not
1:42.2	murder. Excellent. Well, let's introduce the podcast in ourselves. Oh, yeah it's not murder. Excellent.
1:46.3	Well, let's introduce the podcast in ourselves.
1:46.7	Oh, yeah.
1:47.3	That's Good.
1:48.6	Hey, guys.
1:55.3	Welcome back to That's So Fooked Up the podcast, a podcast about cults, murder, and other generally fucked up stuff.
1:57.7	I know last time I just said generally stuff.
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