Ty, before I say welcome back, I want you to tell me what the best thing in life is.

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women.

Welcome back.

Dying that guy.

John Wesley Chatham.

This is my handsome co-host, Ty Frank.

And you could tell from our intro today we're going to be talking about Conan.

I feel like I watched Conan before we start this podcast and I feel like my

testosterone is just flowing.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That movie's all testosterone, baby.

Conan, Conan will definitely make your balls drop.

It will make your balls drop.

But what, you know, so I guess we'll just get right into it.

My initial thought, and I've been wanting to talk to you about this, my initial thought of watching Conan.

So I went through a sword and sandal phase as a kid.

Like, I went and watched, if it had like, you know, the cover with the guy with the sword,

it's like the kind of knockoff of the Star Wars where they're holding the sword and, you know,

people are hanging off of them and everything.

I would rent it.

I would just go down the line. That was the Conan.

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