After a constantly changing co-fueled narrative, the White House has finally settled on a story as to why it could not track down the culpable nostrils.

And the official story of the failure is that they did their best.

I can't really speak to the investigation that was done by the Secret Service.

They did the best they could to track down how it got there and who it might have belonged to.

And they were just not able to come up with any friends of evidence that that proves it.

But of course, look, we take this seriously. It's not the kind of thing we want to see happen.

Now it did happen in a visitor's lobby area out just outside the main West Wing.

So it was a highly trafficked area. We're going to take a look at how that happened.

And obviously, if there's things we can do to prevent that in the future, certainly we'll do that.

Nobody's happy about this.

Nobody's happy. Nobody is happy about this other than Hunter Biden and Joe Biden.

And the senior White House staff and the whole Democrat party and all the libs.

But other than that, nobody's happy. They just couldn't track down the culprit.

The federal government which geo-tracked every single Midwestern granny who came within 10 miles

of the Capitol building on January 6th. The worst day in the history of the Republic.

Those investigators were unable to figure out which of the dozen suspects brought the

booger sugar into the most intensely surveilled building on Earth.

Now, of course, speaking of January 6th, much of the narrative surrounding January 6th was fiction.

As I learned when I flew out to Phoenix yesterday, for the first ever sit-down interview

with the Horn Hat guy, the so-called QAnon Shaman, since he was released from prison.

But that two-hour plus interview is coming in a couple days. There is much to get to,

before then, a Michael Nolts' show.

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