Ep. 128: Week 4 NFL Lines With Cousin Sal
The Bill Simmons Podcast
The Ringer
4.4 • 30.2K Ratings
🗓️ 29 September 2016
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 1:15.0 | Cousin Sal is going to make his re-day view right now. Let's go. |
| 1:19.0 | Yeah. Alright, we're taping this on a Wednesday at 5 o'clock PM L.A. time. So there's any more massive injuries like JJ Watch is getting knocked out for the entire season. Don't play us. Unbelievable. |
| 1:39.0 | What is a terrible five days for the Texans? They played your juggernaut team without a quarterback. They shouldn't prove that they can't. They can't compete long run with the AFC best. |
| 1:52.0 | And then just a few days later. Now it seems that they can't even win their miserable division. I don't even know what's going to happen there. |
| 1:59.0 | Or can they? Here's my question. Yeah. Is eight wins enough to win the AFC South? It might. It might be right by three. |
| 2:08.0 | It might be enough. It'll be easy to discount the Titans. But I don't know. They're not a bad spot. And they lost 17 10 last week to a Riders team that might be good. |
| 2:21.0 | We don't know week before they came back. They beat Detroit the week before that. They play the Vikings. They have to lead there. Yeah. They're in that they might be a sleeper. |
| 2:31.0 | Because as we're talking, I'm going to have to look at the Titans and then they play the Texans this week. So because you figure. |
| 2:38.0 | I know this point's been made. I'm not claiming that I originated it. I don't see how Andrew Luck gets through the season. |
| 2:46.0 | Right. I wish to harm on the man. But I see my head said he takes and it's like he's one of those quarterbacks that every hit you just kind of feel on your couch. |
| 2:56.0 | Some guys they take the hits and it's like they roll with them the right way. And then there's other guys like your guy, Romo. Sorry. |
| 3:03.0 | It's all right. But luck. It's just I don't see him lasting with that offensive. I know they should invent a couch that provides the shock that you can you'll feel your quarterback getting hit. Wouldn't that be cool? |
| 3:14.0 | Wouldn't you be like they had that we do this fantasy football nonsense anyway. Because we want to feel like we own a team or run a team. Right. How about if we felt like we were in the game? |
| 3:22.0 | They had sat out movie seats have that right. They do. Maybe theaters where the seat would shake as you're watching fast and furious. Yeah. And they have the simulators with the like the Simpsons. If you're in Disneyland or something. |
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