Ep 128: Uncle Beansy

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2018

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Dan Van Kirk, Allison Raskin, Tom Neenan and Sarah Morgan join host, Dave Holmes for Summer blockbuster-themed pickup lines, KFC performance art, and too many covers of "Hurt" Dan Van Kirk wants to plug his shows at the Pet-a-llama Comedy Festival and recommends the baby whale at the beach video. Allison Raskin wants to plug her podcast, Gossip and recommends Lie to Me by JT Ellison. Tom Neenan wants to plug his show at Edinburgh Fringe and recommends The Beef and Dairy Network podcast on Maximum Fun. Sarah Morgan wants to plug Bubble on Maximum Fun and recommends Dear Joan and Jericha. And finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes. You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by Riley Silverman and John-Luke Roberts, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA and GuiltFreePostin London, produced by Laura Swisherr and Christian Dueñas.

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0:00.0	Oh, hey folks, I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters. The Transatlantic
0:04.0	panel show the pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture
0:08.0	battle royale. We are taping this on July 3rd. Tomorrow, we are preparing to wish our nation a happy
0:14.0	birthday. But kind of the way you wish a happy birthday to your 14-year-old son who's being kind of a dick.
0:21.9	We said he hated you this morning.
0:23.8	Yeah.
0:24.1	Spends a lot of time in his room with the door closed and strange smells coming out.
0:27.8	Right.
0:28.2	You know what I mean?
0:28.7	I feel like our country's in prison and we're wishing you up.
0:30.8	Happy birthday.
0:31.4	Like we're not happy with where you're at right now, but we want you to know we care.
0:34.5	Yeah, we're still here.
0:35.4	Happy birthday. We've got to do this. We're still behind you.
0:37.7	We're not leaving, but we're disappointed.
0:39.2	Exactly.
0:40.1	Exactly.
0:41.2	Well, you're listening to International Waters.
1:11.3	You're listening former International Waters headwriters. Playing for the country whose old man is a dust man and wears a dust man's hat.
1:12.6	I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
1:15.6	It's former International Waters head writer Sarah Morgan.
1:16.5	Hello.
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