Hey everyone. Welcome back to Heaving Bozoms. The podcast where two best friends recap the plot of romance novels while

infusing their lifelong love of the genre as well as comedy and commentary along the way.

Let's get this party started with a Patreon shout out.

Jenna W. You are a bossan or fire rooster, a gigantic fire-briving Japanese chicken that is like

cluck-cluck motherfucker, I'll burn you alive if you cross me.

Mostly you hang out in the beautiful mountainous bamboo forests of Japan,

but when you come down to the villages, watch out. You breathe a cold ethereal blue ghost fire that burns people with fear.

You have blue feet and green feathers and a red body which is super fabulous and hard to miss

except that you are invisible at will. People just hear the flapping of your chicken wings going basa, basa, basa.

It's probably the last thing your enemies will ever hear,

which is a shame, because you have a lot of wisdom to impart but that's okay you should

save your wisdom for your friends anyway not everyone deserves you.

If you want you can get shoutouts, like you just heard, tons of bonus content and other awards by

visiting Patreon.com forward slash heaving bosons podcast we're releasing part three of

killing me softly it's the final part of the best worst erotic thriller thriller ever made.

And now, we've got part one of Rebel by Beverly Jenkins.

This book is a big yum, and unless you're a Civil War scholar you'll likely learn a ton about

the hidden history of the US as well.

So read it before part two comes out next week. Here we go.

Oh, hey Aaron, hello Aaron, I'm so happy to see you today.

Hey Aaron, habada bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah baa baa baa

baa.

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