Hello you. Hello to you. Well, it's not goodbye, is it? That comes at the end. It's got to be hello.

Okay, after telling everyone, who the hell would buy a new car? I used to have a joke that you lose

half the value of the car, soon you drive it off the forecorn into a tree. A bit of fun.

Anyway, I always used to think who would buy a nice car, the way that I drive? That would be

crazy. Anyway, I've bought a nice car. Also, it's electronic. Electronics. It's one of the latest cars. It's got all the electronic gadgets.

No, it's electric, stupid. So that'll be me. Beep, beep, do, too. Okay, so anyway, now you know

everything about that, which I really wanted to get off my chest. Oh, do buy my book. I've really

tried hard with it. I think it's actually very good. I think it's the best thing I've done.

Anyway, it's available now. Please, can you buy it? I have done all these podcasts for bottle, you might say. So if you've enjoyed the podcast, you'll like the book more because

I'll tell you this one. I think I put a lot more effort into the Today I'm speaking to Nick Mohammed.

What a nice guy.

And it's your lucky day because he's doing Mr Swallow,

the best and worst of Mr Swallow.

It's at the Duke of York's Theatre in London's West End.

And that's the fifth to the ninth of September

and they will get snapped up because he's one of the best live performers you'll ever see and one of the nicest guys you'll ever not be.

Anyway, I'm a lovely chat with Nick Ken Hammond and here he is now.

I said hello and you, I said lovely outfit. It's pink ensemble.

And I said that on the way here someone asked me if i was going to see barbie

good stuff which is a great start and you haven't seen it have you which i which i've not seen

because you don't you like to prefer to watch the one with all the guys in don't you i yeah i will

i try not see anything with women in yes um and it's very difficult to avoid i mean don't

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