Ep. 127 - Welcome Back - Where My Moms At w/ Christina P

Where My Moms At? w/ Christina P.

Christina Pazsitzky

Society & Culture, Kids & Family, Comedy, Relationships, Parenting

4.7 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2022

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

WARNING: Spoilers for the new Spiderman movie and Sex And The City reboot in this episode! Chris-jeansa is SO happy to be back from the holidays and reunited with you! We catch up with some of the things Christina hated most from the break: watching Spirman: No Way Home and the Sex And The City reboot "And Just Like That." We hear about Enny's New Years and some tips on DM-ing. We get into some follow-ups, talk about how snacks are stupid, and hear a juicy mom confession. We try to give some advice to a woman disliking her boyfriend looking at ladies on the internet, marital loves and gassiness during pregnancy. We hear some Pazsitzky effects about lube, PO boxes, buying Kleenex, and using AC in the car.

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0:00.0	Okay, Jean.
0:02.3	Alrighty.
0:03.1	Are you ready to be counted in?
0:04.3	I'm ready, fucking bitch.
0:05.8	Ready in Chamesh.
0:08.1	Arba Shalosh.
0:09.6	He's Cup آmb
0:26.5	Where my mom's at, hug her
0:29.5	We're Christina P
0:31.5	Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, it's been so long and I've not been doing this so
0:39.5	Guys, I haven't heard that theme song in weeks and you know, my apologies, I have abandoned you
0:46.5	I love you, but I've been gone, mommy celebrated the holidays
0:51.5	I've, and I was, look, I got kids, I got a life and sometimes I can't do everything so you know what? I made an executive decision
0:58.5	I said, I says to myself, I said self, you need a break, you need to do what you can, but you can't do it all mom and that
1:06.5	Let that be a lesson. So, um, here's a deal, man, I'm here, I'm not in binary, I'm queer, I'm poly, I'm bi, I'm vegan
1:19.5	What if I, what other identifiers? I'm bi, I'm bi-cultural
1:24.5	You're goth, you're demon? I'm goth, I'm demon, I'm bisexual and I'm also trying to get my life back
1:31.5	So here's what we're gonna do, we're gonna go to Braia, I'm gonna go to Braia, January 14th and 15th, I'm gonna do stand-up comedy there
1:37.5	And then I'm gonna record my special for Netflix, January 22nd at the Grammar C Theatre
1:43.5	I can't believe this is already here
1:45.5	Then I'm gonna do a couple of shows at Cap City here in Austin, in February, and then I'm gonna go to Miami, I'm gonna do stand-up there, the whole new hour, which is crazy town
1:54.5	Tampa, Florida, at the Improv, Cap City again, and then I do LA at the Netflix is a joke comedy festival, I'll be part of that at the Regent Theatre
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