4.9 • 807 Ratings
🗓️ 30 May 2022
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Grab your tickets; we're going back to HorrorLand! Chad, Kevin, and Paul are joined by 90s nostalgia scholar BrutalMoose to cover R.L. Stine's Goosebumps 2000 book Return to HorrorLand.
This story asks hard questions such as 'How much money would it take to sell your kids to a reality show?' Enjoy the park's new attractions; iconic rides such as Tooth Game... and Mummy Walk. Huh. HorrorLand claims to be under new management, but it's certainly up to its old tricks.
OFF TOPICS: The Disney TM Raccoon Princess, anime cicadas
Book discussion begins: 08:00
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Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)
Music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net)
Art by Brock Gallagher (@brockadile)
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0:00.0 | The |
0:07.0 | The I'm going to send you guys a picture from last night. |
0:34.3 | My friend lives in it. |
0:35.5 | Just like a development. |
0:37.2 | What's up? |
0:37.8 | Is it the, do I hear something? |
0:38.8 | No, I just, I love pictures on our audio-only podcast. |
0:42.6 | I know. |
0:44.7 | My favorite thing to do is to make sure that there is more homework for us to do when we post the podcast. |
0:51.0 | What we're seeing in the picture right now is the picture of a deck and it's from a Facebook page and it says, damn, he's back. |
0:57.6 | And it's just a picture of a raccoon next to a knocked over umbrella. |
1:01.4 | Paul, that's one reading of the text. |
1:04.3 | You can just do, damn, he's back. |
1:06.3 | Damn, that's true. |
1:07.8 | That's very true. |
1:08.9 | It's more like the McRib is back. |
1:11.6 | Like, let's all be happy. |
1:13.2 | The time of year has come. |
1:14.7 | Damn, he is back. |
1:16.8 | Damn, he is back. |
1:17.4 | The raccoon has come to knock up your patio. |
1:19.8 | He has risen. |
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