Ep 127. Apple Pied Off

No Holes Barred

Knee Deep In Life, Victoria Emes

Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

5 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2023

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura and Vic revisit the phantom potato thrower, discuss whether a racoon could fit in a bum and get a voicenote about a one night stand gone wrong. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us
0:06.1	So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
0:11.6	No, no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes
0:16.3	What? Whoa!
0:18.2	Scars, look at the falling!
0:20.2	I'm still not looking!
0:24.0	And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catting!
0:29.0	Simple, huh?
0:30.4	Did you know choosing the train over your car can cut your carbon footprint by up to two thirds?
0:36.2	So, one family outing at a time, one little adventurer at a time,
0:41.9	one trip to the museum, one dinner in the city, one nap on the way home at a time.
0:48.8	One train journey at a time can help create a greener future.
0:53.6	So when will you take your next trip? Find out more at nationalrail.co.uk slash greener.
1:00.6	It's time to chat some ballads about fan-eat-its and bum.
1:06.6	No topic is of limit for these potty mouths found ones.
1:10.6	So tell us all your secrets we'd like to share the truth.
1:14.6	Bad saggy tits and inner warts and ice cubes up your hooves.
1:18.6	No holes bothered.
1:22.6	So we've already been chatting for so long.
1:26.6	We've been on the Zoom sitch.
1:31.6	I've cried.
1:33.6	Is that right? Now in 45 minutes actually.
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