Ep. 1269 - Let's Talk About The War
The Andrew Klavan Show
The Andrew Klavan Show
4.8 • 22.7K Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2026
⏱️ 71 minutes
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| 0:27.7 | a month your first year. Terms apply on covered repairs. Well, by now you've all heard the news. Shortly |
| 0:32.3 | after the recent American bombing of Iran began, Secretary of State Marco Rubio came running into the Oval Office |
| 0:38.9 | to tell President Trump, the Ayatollah has been hit by Israeli missiles. President Trump said, |
| 0:44.9 | How many? And Rubio said about five or six. So ended the life of the Supreme Leader of Iran. |
| 0:50.9 | The Washington Post immediately ran an obituary for him that stated, and I quote, |
| 0:55.5 | With his bushy white beard and easy smile, Ayatollah Homanie cut an avuncular figure. |
| 1:01.9 | He was known to be fond of Persian poetry and classic Western novels, especially Victor Hugo's |
| 1:07.4 | Les Miserables, unquote. |
| 1:10.3 | Now, I know what you're thinking. |
| 1:12.0 | You're thinking, O'Claven, you marvelous merry-making merchant of mirth, what a sparkling |
| 1:17.4 | comedic imagination you must have to dream up a fantastical and absurd newspaper that would |
| 1:22.9 | stock its obituary of a monster of mass murder and oppression with a description of his abuncular |
| 1:28.4 | smile and sophisticated literary tastes. You must be saying, oh, Claven, how we held our bellies |
| 1:34.9 | and laughed hardy har-ha when you pretended that a well-respected journalistic institution like the |
| 1:39.9 | Washington Post, which only recently fired 300 of the 800 people working in their newsroom, |
| 1:45.1 | would nonetheless have kept on staff the sort of human-shaped but worm-souled font of |
| 1:51.2 | scatological moral corruption who would spew such flattery at the corpse of a man who |
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