Ep. 1267 - EEK! IT'S JESUS
The Andrew Klavan Show
The Andrew Klavan Show
4.8 • 22.7K Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | When I ponder the deeper aspects of love and intimacy, I sometimes like to consult the wisdom of our left-wing thought leaders. |
| 0:07.2 | In the same way, I sometimes like to stick a pencil in my ear to see if I can make it come out the other side of my head, |
| 0:12.8 | then slam the ball peeing of a hammer down on my kneecap with full force, |
| 0:16.8 | before finally jamming a lit stick of dynamite between my buttocks and blowing my own ass. |
| 0:23.7 | For far too long, stodgy conservative influencers like Matt Walsh and God |
| 0:29.5 | have defined human love as that relationship in which a man and a woman come to realize |
| 0:34.6 | that the jigsaw complementarity of male and female bodies has become a |
| 0:39.3 | fleshly symbol of the harmonic convergence of their individual souls so that they seek to come |
| 0:44.5 | together through the sacrament of an indissoluble lifelong marriage in which she submits to the |
| 0:50.0 | authority of a member of that gender with some semblance of a capacity for reason, while he includes |
| 0:56.1 | within the circle of his own happiness, the happiness of a member of that gender that can never |
| 1:00.4 | be made happy, or if they can, it just costs an absolute fortune. |
| 1:04.7 | But unlike the sluggish thought of conservatives, the wisdom of leftism never allows itself |
| 1:09.9 | to become mired in the stagnant tarpet of moral and physical reality. |
| 1:15.0 | Leftism is progressive, like emphysema or one of those horrible degenerative diseases that you don't even want to think about because it's so much like leftism, |
| 1:23.4 | it makes you wonder how a good God could ever allow such a thing to exist. No, leftists have now moved beyond restrictive, outdated categories, |
| 1:32.3 | like the essential nature of the human condition, |
| 1:34.2 | and they've discovered all kinds of new wrinkles to human love |
| 1:37.5 | that past generations never even conceived of without getting arrested. |
| 1:41.8 | For instance, through the brilliant writings of leftist academics |
| 1:45.3 | who have dedicated their lives to the selfless work of saying ridiculous crap that only some idiot |
| 1:50.6 | like a journalist could possibly fall for, we now know that your gender is not determined by |
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