Ep. 1264 - One Fake Battle After Another

The Andrew Klavan Show

Society & Culture

4.8 • 22.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00.0	Well, it's Oscar season again, that time of year when Hollywood honors those amazing films
0:05.6	that bravely went on playing in theaters, even though no one was sitting there except Nicole Kidman,
0:11.4	desperately trying to move her face. For myself, I couldn't look forward to the award ceremony
0:16.4	more. I really couldn't. I've tried everything. But before you know it, that spectacular gala will be
0:22.3	preempting something you actually wanted to watch. So some of you may be thinking, sure,
0:26.6	if I watch the award ceremony, there's no doubt I'll be riveted to my TV, because obviously
0:31.6	if I weren't, I'd just walk away and do something else. But what I'm really wondering is what's
0:36.0	the inside skinny on how you win this
0:38.5	coveted award? So just in case you're one of the sad little people whose life is so empty that you
0:43.9	would actually think something as pathetic as that the Daily Wire will now take you behind the scenes
0:48.5	for an exclusive look at what it takes to win the Oscar. If you want to walk away with gold on Oscar night,
0:56.0	you can't just stand around waiting for someone to watch your movie
0:59.4	because, let's face it, that's never going to happen.
1:01.8	What you have to do is draw attention to yourself
1:04.5	by giving interviews in which you express political opinions
1:07.6	that are shockingly different than those of someone
1:10.5	with even a minimal
1:11.3	knowledge of world events.
1:13.0	At the same time, of course, it's important that your shockingly different opinion is exactly
1:17.3	the same as everyone else's opinion in Hollywood.
1:19.8	Otherwise, you can kiss that statue at goodbye.
1:23.0	For instance, Ethan Hawks has been nominated for his performance as Lorenz Hart in Blue Moon,
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