Ep. 1261 - It's Crazy Out There

The Andrew Klavan Show

News Commentary, News

4.8 • 22.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00.0	At the beginning of every year, journalists and other flagrant abusers of God's precious gift of life
0:05.4	make lists of predictions about what will happen in the year to come.
0:09.6	Turning their corruption-riddled minds to politics and culture and other topics they know
0:14.7	absolutely nothing about, journalists forecast absurd scenarios that would confirm them
0:20.2	in all the boneheaded prejudices that made
0:22.6	their reporting such utterly useless crap fountains in the year that just ended. But unlike
0:27.5	journalists, we at the Daily Wire are committed to telling the truth. And the truth is we have no
0:32.3	freaking clue what's going to happen in the next 10 minutes, let alone the months ahead.
0:36.2	The future's not ours to see,
0:38.7	as Doris Day said, shortly after she let out an ear-piercing scream that startled the assassin
0:44.1	so that he only wounded the ambassador, leaving Jimmy Stewart free to find his kidnapped son
0:48.8	and knock the kidnapper down a flight of stairs to his death, a conclusion that makes
0:52.9	absolutely no sense if you stop and think about it for even a minute.
0:57.0	Where was I?
0:58.4	Oh, yeah.
0:59.3	Since predicting the future is very popular, and since no one knows the future, the Daily Wire
1:04.0	has developed a system for forecasting the events of the year that is far more scientifically
1:09.2	consistent than any other.
1:11.3	Namely, we just make things up and hope we get lucky and can create the illusion that we're
1:15.8	much smarter than we are.
1:17.2	So here are my predictions for 2026.
1:20.9	In early March, a tarantula, the size of the Chrysler building, will descend on New York City
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