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Well, I'll just start with yesterday. On the plus side, my life is very much the weighing

scales at the moment. I've got a lot of stuff in the good side, but it's also a lot of stuff

in the bad side. And I keep kind of, you know, the scales go, oh, this is good, oh, fun,

and then, oh, shit, here comes a dog, a shit on your head. So, on the plus side, I have found

the best cleaner in the world. Oh, my God. She can't speak a word of English. That is not

a problem. She doesn't matter. She's not there to chat. Do you know what she's here to do?

Do you do? Contrary to me yesterday in, you know, she has three words of English and they are,

I love cleaning. She actually said that to my face, yes, and she was pulling bits out of the

kitchen and doing things. And I've never seen anybody. I mean, her eyes light up at the mess.

Well, you know, you wouldn't recognize the place. Honestly, it's so clean. It's so clean. She's so

marvellous. And I absolutely adore her. And she's called Lucy. Nobody else can have her.

My sister's already sniffing around her. But she is. Because Sarah and I had the same

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