Hey guys, happy Friday. Welcome to relatable. We are going to go over a bunch of stuff today.

I'm going to give you a little personal updates. Then we're going to talk about some things that

happen this week. Some bad takes of the week. I think that goes hand in hand with some things

that happen this week in the public sphere. And we're going to do some things that you just don't

get. If you've been listening to this podcast for a while, you know that I've been doing things

that I don't get for a little bit. But today I asked things that you don't get, things that you

don't understand. And if you don't know what I'm talking about by that segment, that's okay.

I'm going to explain it before we actually get into it. So first for the personal update,

I am 38 weeks pregnant tomorrow. That means I am full term. I made it. That means that she can come

at any day. And she will be totally fine and fully formed and fully functioning. Now, of course,

some people go into labor before 38 weeks. And that's great too. But 38 weeks is technically

considered full term. If you are confused by that, like if you're someone who hasn't been pregnant

before and you don't understand pregnancy timing, know that I was the exact same way before I was

pregnant. And you are not crazy. Like you hear that pregnancy is nine months. So you think nine

months, 36 weeks. That's, you know, four times nine. I think if my math is correct. But really,

it's 40 weeks, which is over what you think of as nine months because months aren't exactly four

weeks each. It's really confusing when you get there. So 38 weeks is technically full term. But 40

weeks is like when the doctor says that your due date is, but only I think it's fewer than 5%

of pregnancies or 5% of babies are actually born on their due date. So my technical due date is

June 29th. She might come before that and she wouldn't be considered early. You would say,

oh yeah, she came early, but not really. Like she would be full term baby, but, or she could be past

that. Some people go all the way to 42 weeks. I hope that that's not the case, but I kind of just

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