Ep 125: Old Wet Ham
International Waters
Maximum Fun
4.7 • 782 Ratings
🗓️ 2 July 2018
⏱️ 49 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey there, folks. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show that pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale. |
| 0:10.2 | We're coming to you from the United States where we are rung out. |
| 0:14.6 | America! |
| 0:16.2 | Oh, yes, they're so loud. |
| 0:18.5 | Yeah, we're immediately going on the other side of the ocean and I need to turn the volume down. |
| 0:23.8 | Listen, we're just patriotic. |
| 0:25.2 | It's a great time to do in America. |
| 0:26.8 | Also obnoxious. |
| 0:27.9 | We're also deeply, deeply obnoxious and we're seeing the worst parts of ourselves amplified and shown back to us. |
| 0:34.4 | We don't like it one bit. |
| 0:35.5 | There's so many guns in this recording booth right now. |
| 0:38.4 | Oh, God. |
| 0:39.8 | All we've got is pencils. |
| 0:41.1 | We don't even have pens. |
| 0:42.6 | Pencils and repression. |
| 0:45.2 | Listen, only one of us can prove to be the better country, |
| 0:47.7 | and we'll find out who it is. |
| 0:48.6 | Very shortly, you're listening to International Waters. |
| 0:50.8 | You're listening to International Waters. |
| 1:19.0 | Music International Waters. Playing for Team UK from Little Howard's big question, it's Howard. |
| 1:19.6 | Hello, Howard. |
| 1:20.5 | Hello there. How are you? |
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